(Photo taken by Bob Hallinan of the Anchorage Daily News) This is an article in today's paper. "This baby Tibetan Yak born the day before Valentine's Day at the Alaska Zoo will be named Valentino if it's a boy and Valentina if it's a girl. The yak was born to Lisa Marie and Elvis and can be visited during the winter zoo hours from 10 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. daily." Yes, this is a real story. You can't make up stuff this good. Do you think anyone told the nice people at the zoo that Lisa Marie is Elvis' DAUGHTER, and that this is pretty MESSED UP! Oh, well. It could be worse. You could be the person that has the job if finding out if this lovely yak is a boy or a girl!